bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope

A billion here, a billion there, and pretty soon you're talking about real money. Everett Dirksen

A bird in the hand will probably shit on your wrist. Anon.

A celebrity is one who is known to many persons he is glad he doesn't know.H. L. Mencken

A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not only to be right but also to be wrong. Thomas Szasz

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together. Herbert Prochnow

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read. Mark Twain

A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour. Elbert Hubbard

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking. Anon.

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done. Fred Allen

A conservative is a man who does not think that anything should be done for the first time. Frank Vanderlip

A conservative is a man who sits and thinks, mostly sits. Woodrow Wilson

A conservative is one who admires radicals centuries after they're dead. Leo C. Rosten

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. Anon.

A cynic is a person who knows the prize of everything and the value of nothing - Oscar Wilde

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. Robert Frost

A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. Caskie Stinnett

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. Francois Sagan

A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. Nicolas Boileau

A fool will learn nothing from a wise man, but a wise man will learn much from a fool. Confucius

A friend is someone who will help you move; A GOOD friend is someone who will help you move a body.

A good manager is best when people barely know that he exists. Not so good when people obey and acclaim him. Worse when they despise him. Lao-Tzu

A good rest is half the work. Yugoslav Proverb

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices. William James

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. Lao-Tsu, The Way of Lao-Tsu

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. Robert Frost

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation. Anon.

A man seldom makes a mistake twice. Generally it's three times or more.

A man who makes trouble for others is also making trouble for himself. Chinua Achebe, Things Fall Apart.

A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights. Napoleon

A man with a briefcase can steal more money than any man with a gun.Anon.

A man with a watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure. Segal's Law

A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes. James Feibleman

A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not.Henry Fielding

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. Dwight D. Eisenhower

A person who trusts no one can't be trusted. Jerome Blattner

A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says them about other people. Peter McArthur

A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic. Joseph Stalin

A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight. Anon.

A succesful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A succesful woman is one who can find such a man. Lana Turner

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of. Burt Bacharach

A timid person is frightened before a danger, a coward during the time, and a courageous person afterward. Jean Paul Richter

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top . Anon.

A wise man's question contains half the answer. Solomon Ibn Gabirol

A witty saying proves nothing. Voltaire

A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy. Nietzsche

Ability is of little account without opportunity. Napoleon Bonaparte

Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and fans the bonfire. La Rochefoucald

Absence of proof is not proof of absence.Michael Crichton

Act quickly, think slowly. Greek Proverb

Action may not always bring happiness, but there is no happiness without action. Benjamin Disraeli

After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations. H. L. Mencken on Shakespeare

After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.Cato the Elder 234-149 BC, AKA Marcus Porcius Cato

Aldous Huxley once said that an intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex.....

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. George Orwell, Animal Farm

All general statements are false. The Ultimate Law

All happy families are alike, but an unhappy family is unhappy after its own fashion. Leo Tolstoy, opening line of Anna Karenina

All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power - Ashleigh Brilliant

All jobs are easy to the person who doesn't have to do them. Holt's Law

All of the animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.

All our knowledge merely helps us to die a more painful death than animals that know nothing. Maurice Maeterlinck

All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of the few. Stendhal

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. E. Rutherford

All truth passes through 3 stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. Arthur Schopenhauer

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.Wendell Johnson

Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any other one thing. Abraham Lincoln

Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. Mark Twain 1835-1910

always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great. Mark Twain

Always do what you are afraid to do. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more - Oscar Wilde

Always we like those who admire us, but we do not always like those whom we admire. Francois de la Rochefoucauld

An ambassador is an honest man sent abroad to lie for his country. Sir Henry Wotton (1568-1639)

An apology for the devil: it must be remembered that we have heard one side of the case. God has written all the books. Samuel Butler

An author is a fool who, not content with boring those he lives with,insists on boring future generations. Charles de Montesquieu

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible.Alfred A. Knopf

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. Laurence J. Peter

An egotist is a person of low taste--more interested in himself than in me. Ambrose Bierce

An expert is a man who has made all the mistakes which can be made, in a narrow field. Niels Bohr

An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy.Benjamin Stolberg

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less. Nicholas Murray Butler

An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought. Simon Cameron

An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. Don Marquis

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. Will Rogers

An incompetent attorney can delay a trial for months or years. A competent attornety can delay one even longer.Evelle J. Younger

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise. Victor Hugo, Ninetythree, 1874

An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. Robert A. Humphrey

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you -- ask what you can do for your country. John F. Kennedy, Inaugural Address, Jan. 20, 1961

Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do. Dale Carnegie

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well. Samuel Butler

Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood. H. L. Mencken

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.Arthur C. Clarke, Rama. Clarke's Third Law

Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interestedand the frog dies of it. E.B. White

Anybody can start something. John A. Shedd

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work. Al Capp

Anyone who isn't confused really doesn't understand the situation. Edward R. Murrow

Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung. Voltaire 1694-1778

appointment by the corrupt few. George Bernard Shaw

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. Frank Zappa

As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. Albert Einstein

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.

Assassination is the extreme form of censorship. George Bernard Shaw

At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone. La Bruyere

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. Bette Davis

Bachelors know more about women than married men do. If they didn't, they'd be married too. H. L. Mencken

Bad artists copy. Great artists steal. Picasso from Alice Camina

Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote. George Jean Nathan

Barking dogs seldom bite. Proverb

Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today? 1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2. Advising the President. 3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. David Letterman

Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be. Kurt Vonnegut

Be the change you want to see in this world. Gandhi

Be wiser than other people if you can; but do not tell them so. Lord Chesterfield

Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.Kin Hubbard

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he'll be a mile away--and barefoot. Sarah Jackson

Behind every great fortune there is a crime. Honore de Balzac

Behind every succesful man stand a surprised mother-in-law. Hubert Humphrey

Being human is a sin. Ryan Carlberg

Believe those who are seeking the truth; doubt those who find it. Andr Gide

besurprised at how little you have. Ernest Haskins

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without. Confucius, Analects

Better keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you're stupid then open it and remove any doubt. Rami Belson

Better to light a candle than to curse the darkness. Chinese Proverb

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.Jonathan Swift

By all means, let's not confuse ourselves with the facts! Anon.

By means of shrewd lies, unremittingly repeated, it is possible to make people believe that heaven is hell -- and hell heaven. The greater the lie, the more readily it will be believed. Adolph Hitler, Mein Kampf

By the time we've made it, we've had it. Malcolm Forbes

Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. Oliver Herford

Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. Albert Camus

Choosing the lesser of two evils, is still choosing evil. Christopher Hampton

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum I think that I think, therefore I think that I am. Ambrose Bierce

Coming together is the beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success. Henry Ford

Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. Albert Einstein

Complete equality means universal irresponsibility. T. S. Elliot

Computers aren't intelligent, they only think they are.

Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking. H. L. Mencken

Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. John Stuart Mill

Continental people have sex-lives; the English have hot-water bottles.George Mikes

Continually strive to improve yourself. Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

Conversation is the slowest form of human communication.

Copmuters are useless. They can only give you answers. Pablo Picasso

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research. Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

Crash programs fail because they are based on theory that, with nine women pregnant, you can get a baby a month. Wernher von Braun

Crude classifications and false generalizations are the curse of organized life. George Bernard Shaw

Cyanobacteria were once the dominant life form on Earth - oxygen was their toxic waste product.from Anthony E Smart

Cynicism is an unpleasant way of saying the truth. Lillian Hellman, The Little Foxes

Cynics regarded everybody as equally corrupt... Idealists regarded everybody as equally corrupt, except themselves. Robert Anton Wilson

Data is not information, Information is not knowledge, Knowledge is not understanding, Understanding is not wisdom. Cliff Stoll & Gary Schubert

Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. George Bernard Shaw

Democracy is also a form of worship. It is the worship of Jackals by Jackasses. H. L. Mencken

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage. H. L. Mencken

Democracy: The substitution of election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. George Bernard Shaw

Der Drache lehrt: Wer hoch steigen will, muss es gegen den Wind tun. Chinesisch Schprichwort

Develop a passion for learning. If you do, you will never cease to grow. Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

Diplomacy is the art of saying: Nice Doggie! till you can find a rock. Wynn Catlin

Discovery consists in seeing what everyone else has seen and thinking what no one else has thought. Albert Szent-Gyorgi

Do not fear your enemies. The worst they can do is kill you. Do not fear friends. At worst, they may betray you. Fear those who do not care; they neither kill nor betray, but betrayal and murder exists because of their silent consent. Bruno Jasienski Yasensky

Do not say a little in many words but a great deal in a few. Pythagoras (BC 582-507)

Do what you can with what you have where you are. Theodore Roosevelt

Do what's right. Do it right. Do it right now. Barry Forbes

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. Cary Grant

Do, or do not. There is no 'try'.Yoda,The Empire Strikes Back

do. Olin Miller

Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. Dick Brandon

Dogs believe they are humans. Cats believe they are God. Anon.

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated; you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. David Lloyd George

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. Golda Meir

Don't count your chickens before they cross the road.from Larry Burgess

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. George Patton

Don’t use your conscious past. Use your creative imagination to create a past that belongs to your characters. Stella Adler

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. Albert Camus

Dream as if you'll live forever... Live as if you'll die today.James Dean

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. Rene Descartes

Eat a live frog, every morning, and nothing worse will happen to you all day. Anon.

Eat SHIT! -- ten billion flies can't be wrong. Quoted from a USENET argument about the popularity of Microsoft products

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. John Kenneth Galbraith

Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. Will Durant

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. W. B. Yeats

Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. B.F. Skinner

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. Baron Henry Peter Brougham

England expects every man to do his duty. Lord Nelson

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. Martin Luther

Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to? Clarence Darrow

Even if youre on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers 1879-1935

Even the longest journey begins with a single step. Confucius

Events in the past may be roughly divided into those which probably never happened and those which do not matter.W. R. Inge

Every nation ridicules other nations, and all are right. Arthur Schopenhauer

Everybody knows good counsel except him, that has need of it. German Proverb

Everybody wants to be somebody; nobody wants to grow. Goethe

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. Joe Louis

Everyone complains of his lack of memory, but nobody of his want of judgment. La Rochefoucauld

Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the priviledge. from James T. Hammond

Everyone has talent. What is rare is the courage to follow that talent to the dark place where it leads. Erica Jong

Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. The Peter Principle, Dr. Lawrence J. Peter

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.Leo Tolstoy

Everyone wants to see justice done, to somebody else. Anon.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else. Will Rogers

Everything may happen. (Omnio fieri possent.-latin.) Seneca, Epistuloe ad Lucilium, Epis. LXX, 9

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler. Albert Einstein

Everything you can imagine is real. Picasso

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. Arnold Glasow

Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other. Benjamin Franklin

Experience is a great advantage. The problem is that when you get the experience, you're too damned old to do anything about it. Jimmy Connors

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterward. Anon.

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes. Oscar Wilde

Failure to prepare is preparing to fail. Anon.

Few people think more than two or three times a year. I have made an international reputation for myself by thinking once or twice a week. George Bernard Shaw

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. Robert G. Ingersoll

Fiction is the truth inside the lie. Stephen King

First secure an independent income, then practice virtue.Greek saying

Focus 90% of your time on solutions and only 10% of your time on problems. Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

For economists, the real world is often a special case. Anon.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program. Bob Wells

For every human problem, there is a neat, simple solution; and it is always wrong - Mencken's Metalaw

For every problem there is a solution which is simple, clean and wrong. Henry Louis Mencken

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.Gloria Borger

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are these: 'It might have been!' John Greenleaf Whittier

Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. John F. Kennedy

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. Thomas Jones

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. Samuel Butler

From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs. Karl Marx

From the sublime to the ridiculous is but a step. Napoleon

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. Thomas Edison

Genius is the talent of a person who is dead. Anon.

Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain 1835-1910

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do. Zsa Zsa Gabor

Give me a museum and I'll fill it. Pablo Picasso

Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. Saint Augustine

Give more than take. Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier. Blore's Razor

God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. Robin Williams

God help those who do not help themselves. Wilson Mizner

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. Voltaire

God made everything out of nothing, but the nothingness shows through. Paul Valery

God will forgive me. It's his job. Heinrich Heine

God, give us grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the things which should be changed, and the wisdom to distinguish the one from the other. Reinhold Niebuhr, The Serenity Prayer 1934

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. La Rouchefoucauld

Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment. Barry LePatner

Good questions outrank easy answers. Paul A. Samuelson

Good teaching is one-forth preparation and three-fourths theater. Gail Godwin

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. Ronald Reagan

Gratitude is merely the secret hope of further favors. Francious de la Rochefoucauld

Great things can be reduced to small things, and small things to nothing. Chinese proverb

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. Gore Vidal

Happiness is not doing what you want. It's wanting what you do. Leo Tolstoy

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! from Rex Nall

He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met.Abraham Lincoln

He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him.Eddie Cantor

he knows. Laurence Lee

The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up. Harold R. McAlindon

He that has no children brings then up well. Proverb

He that has one eye is a prince among those that have none. Thomas Fuller

He that will not reason is a bigot, He that cannot reason is a fool, He that dares not reason is a slave. William Drummond

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. Chinese proverb

He who does not hope to win has already lost. Anon.

He who is not busy being born is busy dying.- Bob Dylan from John Huber

He who laughs last thinks slowest! from Rex Nall

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. Sophocles

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950

Hello, I must be going. Groucho Marx

Hi! I'm a shareware signature! Send $5 if you use me, send $10 for manual! from Bruce Graham

Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that noone has asked them. Leo Tolstoy

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonaparte 1769-1821

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.Mark Twain

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. Francis Bacon

How long a minute is depends upon which side of the bathroom door you're on. Anon.

How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children. Book title by Lewis B. Frumkes 1983

How you get so big, eating food of this kind? Yoda

Human beings were invented by water as a means of transporting itself from one place to another. Tom Robbins from Randy Keck

Hypocrisy is the lubricant of society. David Hull

I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words bother me. A. A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh

I am a deeply superficial person. Andy Warhol 1928-1987

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. Albert Einstein

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. W.C. Fields

I am not young enough to know everything. Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter. Winston Churchill

I can explain it to them, but I can't understand it for them. Dan Rather

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. Mark Twain

I cannot afford to waste my time making money. Jean Louis Agassiz

I cannot be bought... but I can be rented. Don O'Shaughnessy

I cannot control the direction of the winds, but I can always adjust my sails to reach my destination. Anon.

I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better. G. C. Lichtenberg

I can't understand it. I can't even understand the people who can understand it. Queen Juliana of the Netherlands

I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.John Cage

I could prove God statistically. George Gallup

I didn't think; I experimented. Wilhelm Roentgen

I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it. Voltaire

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. Galileo Galilei

I do not know whether I was then a man dreaming I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man. Chang-tzu

I don't believe in the afterlife but I am taking along a change of underwear just in case.- Woody Allen

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Groucho Marx

I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem. Ashleigh Brilliant

I don't have time to distinguish between the unfortunate and the incompetent. General Curtis Le May

I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to. Elvis Presley 1935-1977

I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't. Jules Renard

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. Bill Cosby

I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. Burt Simpson

I don't measure a man's success by how high he climps but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. General Patton

I don't mind where people make love, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses.Mrs. Patrick Campbell

I don't necessarily agree with everything I say. Marshall McLuhan

I don't need drugs to make my life tragic.Eddie Vedder

I don't want any "yes-men" around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs. Samuel Goldwyn

I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it. Mary Wortley Montagu

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way. Franklin P. Adams

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.President Thomas Jefferson

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts. John Locke

I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room. Blaise Pascal

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buysomething. Jackie Mason

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.Artemus Ward

I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter. Blaise Pascal

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: O Lord,make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it. Voltaire

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Thomas Edison

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. Winston Churchill

I have the simplest of tastes. I am always satisfied with the best. Oscar Wilde

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. Confucius

I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes. Groucho Marx

I know Kung Fu, Karate, and 47 other dangerous words. Jo Ramos

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. Albert Einstein 1879-1955

I like a man who grins when he fights. Winston Churchill

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill

I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. August Strindberg

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.Rita Rudner

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. Walt Disney

I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent. Ashleigh Brilliant

I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want tomeet them. H. L. Mencken

I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television. Gore Vidal

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. Albert Einstein

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. Oscar Wilde

I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated Hisability. Oscar Wilde

I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there. Herb Caen

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability. Oscar Wilde

I think; therefore I am. Rene Descartes

I use emotion for the many and reserve reason for the few. Adolph Hitler

I want to know all Gods thoughts...all the rest are just details. Albert Einstein

I wanted to change the world. But I have found that the only thing one can be sure of changing is oneself. Aldous Huxley

I was born not knowing and have only had a little time to change that here and there. Richard Feynman

I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know. Mark Twain

I was like a boy playing on the sea-shore, and diverting myself now and then finding a smoother pebble or a prettier shell than ordinary, whilst the great ocean of truth lay all undiscovered before me. Isaac Newton

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me. Woody Allen

I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. Bertrand Russell

I wouldn't belong to any club that would have someone like me as a member.Groucho Marx

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. Alfred North Whitehead

If a man will begin with certainties, he shall end in doubts; but if he will be content to begin with doubts, he shall end in certainties. Francis Bacon

If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist? Anon.

If all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world. Blaise Pascal

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then give up. no use being a damned fool about it. W.C. Fields

If everybody's thinking alike, somebody isn't thinking. Anon.

If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. Anatole France

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. Voltaire 1694-1778

If I am not for myself, who will be for me? If I am not for others, what am I? And if not now, when? Rabbi Hillel, 12th Century

If I have seen farther than others, it is because I was standing on the shoulders of giants. Isaac Newton

If it can't be expressed in figures, it is not science; it is opinion. Lazarus Long

If one does not know to which port one is sailing, no wind is favorable. Seneca (the Younger)

If one has not given everything, one has given nothing. Georges Guynemer

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: PRESIDENT CAN'T SWIM. Lyndon B. Johnson

If people really liked to work, we'd still be plowing the land with sticks and transporting goods on our backs. Eilliam Feather

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. Albert Einstein

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problemas a nail. Abraham Maslow

If there is anything the nonconformist hates worse than aconformist, it's another nonconformist who doesn't conform tothe prevailing standard of nonconformity. Bill Vaughan

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Frederick Douglass

If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship. La Rochefoucauld

If you are going to do something wrong at least enjoy it. Leo Rosten

If you believe everything you read, better not read. Japanese proverb

If you believe that discrimination exists, it will. Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. J. Paul Getty

If you can read this, thank a teacher. Anonymous teacher

If you can't feed a hundred people, then feed just one. Mother Teresa

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. Ashleigh Brilliant

If you don't believe in something, you'll fall for anything. Anon.

If you don't control your mind, someone else will. John Allston

If you had your life to live over again--you'd need more money. Construction Digest

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. Henry David Thoreau

If you judge someone, you have no time to love them.Mother Teresa

If you read in the bathroom, is that multitasking? from Carl Saathoff

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance. Derek Bok

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. Earl Wilson

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. Napoleon

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either. Dick Cavett

If your plan is for a year, plant rice. If your plan is for a decade, plant trees. If your plan is for a lifetime, educate children. Confucius

I'll come up and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me. Tallulah Bankhead

I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Solomon Short

I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them. Alfred Hitchcock

I'm still an atheist, thank God. Luis Bunuel

I'm writing a book. I have the page numbers down...I just have to fill in the rest. Groucho Marx

Imagination is more important than knowledge. Albert Einstein

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. Jules de Gaultier

imagine that they can reach one another. In reality they only pass each other by. Franz Schubert

Immature love says, "I love you because I need you." Mature love says, "I need you because I love you." Erich Fromm

In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything. Jeffery F. Chamberlain

In a hierarchy every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Laurence Peter

In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. Edward P. Tryon

In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.Thomas Pickering

In between lies art. John A. Locke

In great attempts it is glorious even to fail. Vince Lombardi

In politics stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon

In preparing for battle I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable. Dwight D. Eisenhower

In real life, unlike in Shakespeare, the sweetness of the rose depends upon the name it bears. Things are not only what they are. They are, in very important respects, what they seem to be. Hubert H. Humphrey 1911-78

In science as in love, too much concentration on technique can often lead to impotence. P. L. Berger

In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. Paul Dirac (1902-1984)

In science the credit goes to the man who convinces the world, not to the man to whom the idea first occurs. William Osler

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. Kathy Norris

In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back. Charlie Brown

In the constant confrontation between the rock and the water, the water wins finally, not by strength, but by perseverance. Anon.

In the early days all I hoped was to make a living out of what I did best. But, since there's no real market for masturbation I had to fall back on my bass playing abilities. Les Claypool

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. Martin Luther King Jr. 1929-1968

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. Albert Einstein

In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. Paul Harvey

In war there is no substitute for victory. General Douglas MacArthur

In youth we learn; in age we understand. M. Ebner-Eschenbach

Indecision is the key to flexibility. from Terry Beck

Is there life before death? Belfast Graffito

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? Kelvin Throop, III

It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop. Confucius

It doesn't matter what temperature the room is; it's always room-temperature.Groucho Marx

It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues. Abraham Lincoln (1809-1865)

It is a common delusion that you make things better by talking aboutthem. Dame Rose Macaulay

It is a sin to believe evil of others, but seldom a mistake -H. L. Mencken

It is always good policy to tell the truth unless of course you are an exceptionally good liar. Jerome K. Jerome

It is better to be defeated on principle than to win on lies. Arthur Calwell

It is better to be quotable than to be honest. Tom Stoppard

It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not to deserve them. Mark Twain Samuel Clemens

It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees! Emiliano Zapata

It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. Herman Melville

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. Oscar Wilde

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. Old Chinese Proverb

It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree.Charles Baudelaire

It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. George Bernard Shaw 1856-1950

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time. Honore de Balzac, "The Physiology of Marriage" 1829

It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them. Alfred Adler

It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend. William Blake

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. Stewart's Law of Retroaction, Murphy's Law, Book Two

It is easier to stay out than get out. Mark Twain

It is easier to suppress the first desire than to satisfy all that follow it. Ben Franklin

It is easy to bear misfortunes of others. Proverb

It is good to be without vices, but it is not good to be without temptations. Walter Bagehot, Biographical Studies 1863

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering myreasons for them! Nietzsche

It is hard to be brave, when you're only a Very Small Animal. Piglet, Pooh's Little Instruction Book, inspired by A. A. Milne

It is impossible to design a system so perfect that no one needs to be good. T. S. Eliot

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. Woody Allen

It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.- Grace Murray

It is much easier to be critical than to be correct.Benjamin Disraeli

It is much more secure to be feared than to be loved. Niccolo Machiavelli

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare that things are difficult. Seneca

It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and impossible to find it elsewhere. Agnes Repplier

It is not enough to have a good mind. The main thing is to use it well.Ren? Descartes 1596-1650

It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. Gore Vidal

It is not of importance where we stand, but in what direction we are moving. Anon.

It is only the wisest and the stupidest that cannot change. Confucius Analects

It is seldom that liberty of any kind is lost all at once. David Hume

It is true that liberty is precious - so precious that it must be rationed. Vladimir Lenin

It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it. La Rochefoucauld

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. Darrin Weinberg

It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God, but to create him. Arthur C. Clarke

It requires a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious. Alfred North Whitehead (1861-1947)

It takes less time to do a thing right than explain why you did it wrong. Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous. Robert Benchley

It usually takes a long time to find a shorter way. Anon.

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech. Mark Twain

It was such a lovely day I thought it a pity to get up.W. Somerset Maugham

It's a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. Winston Churchill

It's all very well in practice, but it will never work in theory. French management saying

It's amazing how nice people are to you when they know you're going away. Michael Arlen

It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything. Anon.

It's not enough to succeed. Others must fail. Gore Vidal

It's not that I'm afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. Woody Allen

It's only words . . . unless they're true. David Mamet

I've been trying for some time to develop a lifestyle that doesn't require my presence. Gary Trudeau

J. Frank Dobie, "A Texan in England" 1945

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. Thomas Alva Edison

Just because you're smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid. Anon.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people

Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless. Mother Theresa

Knowledge is of two kinds: we know a subject ourselves, or we know where we can find information upon it. Samuel Johnson

Knowledge is power.(Nam et ipsa scientia potestas est-latin.). Francis Bacon

Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle. Ken Hakuta

Lady Astor:Mr. Churchill, you're drunk! Winston Churchill:Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober.

Language is not only the vehicle of thought, it is a great and efficient instrument in thinking. Humphrey Davy

Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.Karl Marx

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. Victor Borge

Laws were made to be broken. Christopher North

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. Jules Renard

Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself. Alfred Sheinwold

Learn to obey before you command. Solon

Learning is finding out what you already know. Richard Bach

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. Soren Kierkegaard

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than itceases to be serious when people laugh. George Bernard Shaw

Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other but in looking outward together in the same direction. Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Life is a shit sandwich & everyday you take another bite. Anon.

Life is a tragedy for those who feel, but a comedy to those who think. Horace Walpole

Life is God's way of preserving meat. from Fred Reichart

Life IS pain...anyone who says differently is selling something. Westley in The Princess Bride Contributed by: Keith Browning

Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep. Fran Lebowitz

Life is too important to be taken seriously. Oscar Wilde

Life is what's happening when you're busy making plans. John Lennon

Life takes its toll. Bring change. Anon.

Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late. Benjamin Franklin

Live every day as if it were your last and then some day you'll be right. Anon.

Live so that your friends can defend you but never have to. Arnold H. Glasgow

Love and a cough cannot be hid. George Herbert

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret. Aphra Behn

Love is a matter of chemistry, but Sex is a matter of physics. Anon.

Love is like pi -- natural, irrational, and VERY important. Lisa Hoffman

Love is only the dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. W. Somerset Maugham, "A Writer's Notebook" 1949

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. H. L. Mencken

Love many, trust few, learn to paddle your own canoe. Anon.

Love thy neighbor as yourself, but choose your neighborhood. Louise Beal

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. Seneca

Malform follows malfunction.from R. Lee Duvlea

Man errs so long as he strives. J.W. Goethe

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin

Man is the only animal that blushes. Or needs to. Mark Twain

Man is the only animal that can remain on friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat until he eats them.Samuel Butler

Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents. Anon.

Many candles can be kindled from one candle without diminishing it. The Midrash

Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of Government except all those others that have been tried from time to time. Winston Churchill

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. Ogden Nash

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.Anon.

Maybe I'm lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction. Ashleigh Brilliant

Men need some kind of external activity, because they are inactive within. Arthur Schopenhauer

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. Oscar Wilde

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. Ogden Nash

Money often costs too much. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did. James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name

Morality is the herd-instinct in the individual. Nietzsche

Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.Woody Allen

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. Robert Orben

Most things, except agriculture, can wait. Jawaharlal Nehru

Mummy, mummy, what's an orgasm? I dunno. Ask your father. Anon.

My evening visitors, if they cannot see the clock, should find the time in my face. Ralph Waldo Emerson

My friend asked me how long I was going to be gone on this tour. I said, The whole time Groucho Marx

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it as it is and why it exists as all.

My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure. Ashleigh Brilliant

My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed. Christopher Morley

My watch is three hours fast and I can't fix it, so I'm going to move to New York.Groucho Marx 1890-1977

Never argue with a fool. Someone watching may not be able to tell the difference. Anonymous

Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity. Hanlon's Razor

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied. Claud Cockburn

Never deprive someone of hope -- it may be all they have. Anon.

Never do anything against conscience even if the state demands it. Albert Einstein

Never do today what you can put off till tomorrow.Mathew Browne

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. Anon.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean that there's a light somewhere nearby. Ruth E. Renkei

Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway. Anon.

Never judge a book by its movie.J. W. Eagan

Never mistake motion for action. Ernest Hemingway

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. Sam Brown,Washington Post, 1977

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. Mark Twain

Never speak ill of yourself; your friends will always say enough on that subject. Charles Maurice de Talleyrand

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. Anon.

No good deed goes unpunished. Clare Boothe Luce

No Man is fit to command another that cannot command himself -William Penn

No matter what, no matter where, it's always home, if love is there. Anon.

No one feels another's grief, no one understands another's joy. People

Nobody believes the official spokesman... but everybody trusts an unidentified source. Ron Nesen

Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. Albert Camus

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. Woody Allen 1935-

Nothing can be made foolproof because fools are so ingenious. Anon.

Nothing endures but change. Heraclitus

Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. Montaigne

Nothing happens unless first a dream. Carl Sandburg

Nothing in life is to be feared. It is only to be understood. Marie Curie

Nothing in this world is so powerful as an idea whose time has come. Victor Hugo

Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself. A. H. Weiler

Nothing is more useful than silence. Menander

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. Henry Ford

Nothing is said that has not been said before. Terence 185-159 B.C.

Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. Michel de Montaigne

Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure. Ross MacDonald 1915-1983

Now that I have it all, can I give some of it back? Anon.

Numbers are like people; torture them enough and they'll tell you anything. Anon.

Of those who say nothing, few are silent. Thomas Neill

Often the test of courage is not to die but to live. Vittorio Alfieri

Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too. Lichty & Wagner

OK, so you've got a Ph.D. Now, don't touch anything. Anon.

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives. Maurice Chevalier

On the whole human beings want to be good, but not to good and not quite all the time. George Orwell

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results. Willie Nelson

Once you've accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you're too old to remember it. Anon.

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.Oscar Wilde

One good turn gets most of the blanket.Anon.

One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done... Marie Curie

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. Bertrand Russell

One should dies proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Friedrich Nietzsche

One who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints. Proverb

Only little people pay taxes. Leona Helmsley

Only the winners decide what were war crimes. Gary Wills

Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. Robert F. Kennedy

opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. Flannery O'Connor 1925-1964

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. Thomas Edison

Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid. Heinrich Heine

Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl. Mike Adams

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurance Peter

Paradise is exactly like where you are right now, only much, much better. Laurie Anderson

Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. Samuel Johnson

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. Somerset Maugham

People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. Kierkegaard

People forget how fast you did a job -- but they remember how well you did it. Howard W. Newton

People who can keep their heads while everyone else around them is losing theirs, probably aren't grasping the situation. Anon.

People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend. Walter Savage Landor

Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.

Physics is becoming so unbelievably complex that it is taking longer and longer to train a physicist. It is taking so long, in fact, to train a physicist to the place where he understands the nature of physical problems that he is already too old to solve them. Eugene Wigner

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do. But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women. Katherine Hepburn

Plans are nothing, planning is everything. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Please don't ask me what the score is, I'm not even sure what the game is. Ashleigh Brilliant

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. Robert Frost

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. Nikita Khruschev

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. Ronald Reagan

Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.Lester B. Pearson

Programming today is a race between software engineers stirring to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. Anon.

Push to test. <click> Release to detonate. from Bruce Graham

Quarrels would not last long if the fault were only on one side. Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. Albert Einstein 1879-1955

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. Immanuel Kant

Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. Oscar Wilde

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it. Woody Allen

Sex is an emotion in motion. Mae West

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. Swami X

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless experiences go its pretty good. Woody Allen

She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit. W. Somerset Maugham

Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing. Georges Danton, to his executioner

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. George Bernard Shaw

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. Italian Proverb

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. His reply

Sir Stafford Cripps has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire. Winston Churchill

So far as modern science is concerned, we have to abandon completely the idea that by going into the realm of the small we shall reach the ultimate foundations of the universe. I believe we can abandon this idea without any regret. The universe is infinite in all directions, not only above us in the large but also below us in the small. Emil Wiechert

So many books...So little time. Anon.

So you think *I'm* the murderer? What do I have to do to convince you that I'm not, be the next victim? - Well that would be a start. Cary Grant & Audrey Hepburn in Charade, 1963

Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not. George Bernard Shaw

Some people will never learn anything, for this reason, because they understand everything too soon. Alexander Pope

Someday is not a day of the week. Anon.

Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world. from Sonja Monsen

Sometimes democracy must be bathed in blood. Augusto Pinochet

Sometimes I need what only you can provide - your absence. Ashleigh Brilliant

Sometimes i sit and think. and sometimes i just sit.David B. Newberry

Sometimes it's useful to know how large your zero is. Anon.

Somewhere in the world there's somebody better than me....But I haven't met him yet.- Arthur Hobson from CSLP

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. Sam Levenson 1911-1980

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after. Slovenian Proverb

Stoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be shot at. Carlos A. Urbizo

Strength lies not in defense but in attack. Adolf Hitler

Success folows doing what you want to do. There is no other way to be successfull. Malcolm Forbes

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. Dr. Joyce Brothers

Success is the sole earthly judge of right and wrong. Adolf Hitler

Sure, everyone always said 'Socrates what is the meaning of life?' or 'Socrates how can I find happiness?', did anyone ever say 'Socrates hemlock is poison.'????? -Socrates minutes before death

Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway. Othal Brand, member of a Texas pesticide review board, on chlordane

Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves. Abraham Lincoln

Talk low, talk slow, and don’t say too much. John Wayne

Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. Putt's Law

Television - a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done. Ernie Kovacs

Television is the first truly democratic culture - the first culture available to everybody and entirely governed by what the people want. The most terrifying thing is what people do want. Clive Barnes

Television: chewing gum for the eyes.Frank Lloyd Wright 1869-1959

Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent. Napoleon I

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. Moses Hadas

That government is best which governs least. Thomas Jefferson

That which does not kill me makes me stronger. Friedrich Wilheim Nietzsche

That which is dynamic and random is confusing. That which is static and repetitive is boring.

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. Neil Armstrong

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while naturecures the disease. Voltaire

The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard to another. Anon.

The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but that it is a bore. It is not so much a war as an endless standing in line. H. L. Mencken

The best argument against democracy is a five minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill

The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. Josh Billings

The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas. Dr. Linus Pauling

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it. Napoleon Bonaparte 1769-1821

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. Alan Kay

The big thieves hang the little ones.Czech proverb

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.Doug Larson

The central problem of politics: Do you paint simplistic pictures that make people act and leave them with too simplistic a view of the world or do you paint baffingly shaded and contingent scenes that leave people paralysed by indecision? Brian Eno

The condition upon which God has given liberty to man is eternal vigilance. John Philpot Curran, in a speech July 10, 1790

The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he usesa base ten counting system and likes round numbers.Scott Adams

The crux... is that the vast majority of the mass of the universeseems to be missing. William J. Broad

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.Victor Borge

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Anon.

The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism isunreadable and literature is not read. Oscar Wilde

The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing. Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit in the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

The earth laughs in flowers. E.E. Cummings

The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any. Katharine Whitehorn

The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. Joseph Heller, Catch-22

The engineer's first problem in any design situation is to discover what the problem really is. Anon.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.George Bernard Shaw

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children. Clarence Darrow

The future belongs to those who dare. Anon.

The future is like heaven - everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go there now. James Baldwin

The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance. Robert R. Coveyou

The good die young - because they see it's no use living if you've got to be good. Anon.

The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a big lie than to a small one. Adolph Hitler

The great tragedy of Science -- the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. Thomas Henry Huxley

The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.Walter Bagehot

The highest compliment one can be paid by another human being is to be told : 'Because of what you are, you are essential to my happiness'. Nathaniel Branden

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. Mother Teresa

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer. Henry Kissinger

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. Alvin Toffler

The important thing is not to stop questioning. Albert Einstein

The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism. Norman Brenner

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided. Casey Stengel

The little I know I owe to my ignorance. Sacha Guitry

The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. George Bernard Shaw

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. Anonymous

The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances; if there is any reaction, both are transformed. Carl G. Jung

The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself. Sir Richard F. Burton

The more opinions you have, the less you see. Wim Wenders

The more you know, the less you need to show. Anonymous

The more you say, the less people remember. The fewer the words, the greater the profit. Felelon

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I've found it!), but "That's funny..." Isaac Asimov

The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible. Albert Einstein

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents. Nathaniel Borenstein

The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything. Oscar Wilde

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. H. L. Mencken

The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.David Brinkley

The only difference between graffiti & philosophy is the word fuck...Anon.

The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything. Theodore Roosevelt

The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well. Joe Ancis

The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary.Vidal Sassoon

The only reward for love is the experience of loving. John LeCarre, The Secret Pilgrim

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke

The only thing that saves us from the bureaucracy is inefficiency. An efficient bureaucracy is the greatest threat to liberty.Eugene McCarthy

The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Oscar Wilde

The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever. Herb Caen

The only way to discover the limits of the possible is to go beyond them into the impossible. Arthur C. Clarke, Technology and the Future

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Oscar Wilde

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may

well be another profound truth. Niels Bohr

The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they cant find them, make them. George Bernard Shaw

The person who knows how will always have a job. The person who knows why will always be his boss. Diane Ravitch, quoted in "Quotable Business," by Louis E. Boone

The police are not here to create disorder; they're here to preserve disorder. Former Mayor of Chicago Daly

The price for independance is often isolation and solitude. Steve Schmidt

The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.Oscar Wilde

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple. Oscar Wilde

The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philisophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money. Anon.

The purpose of life is to fight maturity. Dick Werthimer

The quality of an organization can never exceed the quality of the minds that make it up. Harold R. McAlindon

The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money. Anon.

The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. George Bernard Shaw

The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated. Mark Twain

The right to be heard does not automatically include the right to be taken seriously. Hubert H. Humphrey

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. Oliver Wendell Holmes 1841-1935

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. Aristotle Onassis 1906-1975

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Albert Einstein

The shortest distance between two points is under construction. Noelie Altito

The sooner you make your first five thousand mistakes the sooner you will be able to correct them. Anon.

The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it's only the people that make them unsafe. Frank Rizzo, former Mayor and Police Chief of Philadelphia

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. Erich Fromm

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universeis that it has never tried to contact us. Calvin and Hobbes Bill Watterson

The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. Doug Larson

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. Anon.

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. Franklin P. Jones

The trouble with the dictionary is you have to know how the word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled. Will Cuppy

The trouble with the rat-race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. Lily Tomlin

The Truth is Out There. So what are you doing Here! Anon.

The victor will never be asked if he told the truth. Adolf Hitler

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. Albert Einstein, Physics and Reality [1936]

The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts. Bertrand Russell

The will to do, the soul to dare. Sir Walter Scott

The will to win is nothing - everyone has the will to win. The will to prepare to win is what counts. Bobby Knight

The world began without man, and it will complete itself without him. Claude Levi-Strauss

The world cares very little about what a man or woman know; it is what the man or woman is able to do that counts. Booker T. Washington

The world does not pay for what a person knows. But it pays for what a person does with what

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the restwilling to let them. Robert Frost

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. P. J. O'Rouke

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act I, Scene 5

There are no accidents. God's just trying to remain anonymous. Brett Butler's unnamed friend

There are no facts, only interpretations. Friedrich Nietzsche

There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and stupidity. And I am unsure about the universe. Albert Einstein

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. Albert Einstein

There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them. Werner Heisenberg

There are three kinds of people in thisworld: Those who make things happen; Those who watch things happen; And those that wonder what happen. Anon.

There are three roads to ruin; women, gambling and technicians. The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians. Georges Pompidou

There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence. Jeremy S. Anderson

There are two perfectly good men, one dead, and the other unborn. Chinese Proverb contributed by: Nader Shureih

There are two types of people -those who come into a room and say,'Well, here I am!' and those who come in and say, 'Ah, there you are.' Anon.

Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.Andre Gide

There are two ways to be rich --, make more or need less. Kimo's Rules

There are, of course, several things in Ontario that are more dangerous than wolves. For instance, the step-ladder. J.W. Curran

There is but one step from the sublime to the ridiculous. Napoleon I

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. W. Somerset Maugham

There is no expedient to which a man will not go to avoid the real labor of thinking. Anon.

There is no God. But it does not matter. Man is enough. Edna St. Vincent Milay, Conversation at Midnight

There is no monument dedicated to the memory of a committee. Lester J. Pourciau

There is no shame in not knowing; the shame lies in not finding out. Russian proverb

There is no such things as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or bady written. That is all. Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy. Swift

There is nothing more difficult to take in hand, more perilous to conduct or more uncertain in its success than to take the lead in the introduction of a new order of things. Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince (1532)

There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action. Goethe

There is nothing permanent except change. Heraclitus

There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating. Alfred Hitchcock

There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it. Cicero

There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot successfully be put into equations, because it is nonsense. C. Truesdell, "Six Lectures on Modern Natural Philosophy"

There is only one blasphemy, and that is the refusal to experience joy. Paul Rudnick

There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied upon to do, and that is to contradict other philosophers.William James

There's a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice. A charming woman is one who notices me. John Erskine

There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. Johann Sebastian Bach

They are able because they think they are able. Vergil

Things always look better when you can't see them. Craig Bruce

THINK -- it gives you something to do while the computer is down. Anon.

Thinking is the best way to travel. Michael Pinder from Doug & Lesley Moody

This is my happening baby, and it freaks me out! Austin Powers

This isn't right. This isn't even wrong! Wolfgang Pauli

Those that can, do. Those who can't, don't. Anon.

Those who are absend are always wrong. English Proverb

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. George Santayana (1863-1952)

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable. John F. Kennedy

Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. Bertrand Russell, Autobiography

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. Hector Berlioz

Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt. Abraham Lincoln

To achive great things we must live as though we were never going to die. Luc de Vauvenargues

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep. Joan Klempner

To be loved, be lovable. Ovid

To be stupid, selfish, and have good health are three requirements for happiness, though if stupidity is lacking, all is lost.Gustave Flaubert

to discover them. Galileo Galilei

To do is to be. Plato To be is to do. Kant Do be do be do.Sinatra from Bruce Graham

To escape criticism - Do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. Elbert Hubbard

To obtain a man's opinion of you, make him mad. Oliver Wendell Holmes

To philosophize is to doubt. Montaigne

To secure peace is to prepare for war. Carl von Clausewitz

To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. Voltaire

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem more afraid of life than death. James F. Byrnes

True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable. David Tyson Gentry

True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost. Charles Caleb Colton

Trust in Allah, but tie your camel. Old Muslim Proverb

Truth fears no questions. Anon.

Try a thing you haven't done three times. Once, to get over the fear of doing it. Twice, to learn how to do it. And a third time, to figure out whether you like it or not. Virgil Thomson Advice given at age 93

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis. Ashleigh Brilliant

Usability is like oxygen -- you never notice it until it is missing... Anon.

Use soft words and hard arguments. Anon.

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. Salvor Hardin

Wagner's music is better than it sounds. Mark Twain

War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military. Georges Clemenceau

Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack. George S. Patton

We adore chaos because we love to produce order. M. C. Escher

We always admire the other person more after we've tried to do his job. William Feather

We always love those who admire us, but we do not always love those whom we admire. Anon.

We are drowning in information, but starved for knowledge. John Naisbilt

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. Dwight D.Eisenhower

We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another. -Luciano de Crescenzo

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. Mother Teresa

We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clapas they go by. Will Rogers

We give nothing so freely as advice. Francois de la Rochefoucauld

We confess our little faults to persuade people that we have no large ones. L. Rochefoucauld

We have two ears and one mouth so that we can listen twice as much as we speak. Epictetus

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.Phyllis Diller

We too often love things and use people when we should USE things and LOVE people. Anon.

We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified. Aesop

Well done is better than well said. Benjamin Franklin

We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. Dwight D. Eisenhower

What does not destroy me, makes me strong. Friedrich Nietzsche

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death. Dave Barry

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. Aristotle

What is a true gift? One for which nothing is expected in return. Chinese proverb

What is the difference between unethical and ethical advertising? Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public; ethical advertising uses truth to deceive the public.Vilhjalmur Stefansson

What is written without effort is in general read without pleasure. Samuel Johnson

What luck for the rulers that men do not think.Adolf Hitler

What no wife of a writer can ever understand is that a writer is working when he's staring out the window. Burton Rascoe

What we call human nature, is actually human habit. Jewel

What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for anothernuisance. Henry Havelock Ellis

What we do not understand, we do not possess. J.W. Goethe

What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos. Kerry Thornley, Principia Discordia, 5th edition

What we need, gentlemen, is a completely brand new idea that has been thoroughly tested. New Yorker Cartoon

Whatever advice you give, be brief. Horace

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When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the money is. Robespierre

When a distinguished but elderly scientist states that something is possible, he is almost certainly right. When he states that something is impossible, he is very probably wrong. Clarke's First Law

When a fellow says it ain't the money but the principle of the thing, it's the money. Kin Hubbard

When a husband acts like a child he forces his wife to act like his mother. Promise Keepers

When a man points finger at someone else, he should remember that three of his fingers are pointing at himself. Anon.

When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of putting it into practice. Bismarck

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry

When a man wants to murder a tiger, it's called sport; when the tiger wants to murder him it's called ferocity. George Bernard Shaw

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. George Bernard Shaw

When a thing has been said, and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it. Anatole France

When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in a confederacy against him. Swift

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself. Peter O'Toole, The Ruling Class

When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong. Richard Buckminster Fuller

When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. Voltaire

When money talks, nobody notices what grammar it uses. Anon.

When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other. Eric Hoffer

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it. Anon.

When the effective leader is finished with his work, the people say it happened naturally. Lao Tse

When the president does it, that's means it is not illegal. Richard Nixon

When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship. Harry S Truman

When you have eliminated the impossible, that which remains, however improbable, must be the truth. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, wretched, bored, dejected; only here's the rub, my darling dear, I feel the same when you're near. Samuel Hoffenstein

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried. Mae West

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong. Oscar Wilde

Where facts are few, experts are many. Donald R. Gannon

Where shall I begin, please your Majesty? He asked. Begin at the beginning, the King said, very gravely, and go on till you come to the end: then stop. - Lewis Carroll, Alice In Wonderland

Which is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's? Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

While we are postponing, life speeds by. Seneca

Who begins too much accomplishes little. German proverb

Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past. George Orwell

Who's more foolish: the fool, or the fool who follows him? -Obi Wan, Star Wars

Why be a man when you can be a success? Bertold Brecht

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? Barbra Streisand

Why was I born with such contemporaries? Oscar Wilde

Wine is bottled poetry. Robert Louis Stevenson

Wisdom is the reward for a lifetime of listening ... when you'd have preferred to talk.D.J. Kaufman

Wise men don't need advice. Fools don't take it. Benjamin Franklin

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. Samuel Palmer 1805-80

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something. -Plato

With love and patience, nothing is impossible. Daisaku Ikeda

With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain. Friedrich von Schiller

Wonder is the beginning of wisdom. Anonymous (Greek Proverb)

You are better off not knowing how sausages and laws are made. Anon.

You are here: X Anon.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Anon.

you are, you are essential to my happiness'. Nathaniel Branden

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. Plato

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. Eric Hoffer

You can do no great things -- only small things with great love. Mother Teresa

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. Abraham Lincoln

You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. Al Capone

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. Rwandan proverb

You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. Sacha Guitry 1885-1957

You cannot teach a man anything; you can only help him find it within himself. Galileo

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners. Rita Mae Brown

You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. Henry Ford

You can't do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth. Shira Tehrani

You can't have everything...where would you put it? Groucho Marx

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. Booker T. Washington

You can't shake hands with a clenched fist. Indira Gandhi

You do not destroy an idea by killing people; you replace it with a better one. Edward Keating

You enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind, it may offer a way to make him your friend. If not, you can kill him without hate and quickly. Lazarus Long

You must do the thing you think you cannot do. Eleanor Roosvelt

You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.Stanislaw Lec

You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do. Olin Miller

You will never find time for anything. If you want time you must make it. Charles Buxton

You'll see it when you believe it. Anon.

Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true. Niels Bohr

Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with. Bob Wells

 

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